I hope I never, ever...

AM A BRIDEZILLA.

In fact - as much as I love weddings, I am contemplating eloping or a surprise wedding: where everyone thinks they are coming for an engagement party or birthday party and I walk down the stairs in a stunning Vera Wang.

I just don't want everyone to hate me while I drone on about the details of a wedding that is really only very significant to very few people. To everyone else it is free booze and bad decisions.

I don't want to make others suffer though the showers, the games, the family gatherings that others come to out of obligation to make the bride happy on her day (which lasts up to a month or more!)

I never thought I would say this... but I am falling out of love with weddings.