Blog Assignment #2 - the socially stupid

Blog Assignment #2: Otherwise Smart Women Who Are Socially Stupid: a stream of conscious

Ladies... listen to me. I know that you are smart. Most of the people I know are college educated, talented, and lovely. The only problem is that they seem to be socially stunted. It is like they forget how to be a normal person in society in the quest for finding out who they are meant to be. People are so wrapped up in themselves to remember how to be civil. 

Some tips to the ladies (or anyone for that matter): 

*In a conversation with anyone - make sure to remember who you are talking to. Get their name!!! Especially if it is a cute boy who is flirting with you. 

*It takes two extra seconds to say thank you and please... why not try it?

*Store clerks and waiters are actually human. They are not robots that just happen to work a register. 

*Just because you get married does not mean that single ladies have leprosy.

*Speaking of weddings, try not to make us hate you on your wedding day. We want this day to be great for you as well, but the crazier you act before the day... the less we care. 

*Girls, watch your liquor... a sloppy drunk is not a cute drunk at all. Other girls will hate on you and guys will just think you are easy. Bad combo if you ask me. 

*Take a look in the mirror before leaving the house... you don't have to dress designer, just dress for the season, your age and your body type. It's just that simple. 

*Facebook friendships are not the same as real friendships - real friendships include seeing me in person, going out every now and again, calling to chat... 

Alright, that is enough of a lecture for today. So go forth, be better, be nice, be socially acceptable. 

Love ya, mean it!